31/10/22 Happy Halloween! This week, we're taking a look at Shin Megami Tensei! That's spooky, right? Right!? Really should've saved an actual horror game for this, shouldn't I?
24/10/22 I'm so tired. Here's Planet of the Apes.
16/10/22 Ah, it might've taken two weeks to wash the stink of E.T out of my mouth, but this week we're tackling an old favourite - The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age!
03/10/22 Didn't have a whole lot of time this week, so we're taking look at a short and sweet... uh, perhaps short and shite title, E.T: The Extra Terrestrial! Check it out!
25/09/22 I'm back, and coming with me is a review of Atlantis: The Lost Empire! Atlantis is one of the most 'cult' animated films of all time, but does the GBA adaption have the same qualities? Find out now!
14/08/22 Time for a short and sweet review of a 'lil old classic puzzler from my child hood: take a look at my review of Bookworm for the Game Boy Advance!
03/07/22 I am not a man born with a sense of rhythm, but Rhythm Tengoku still might be my favourite game I've found yet in the Game Boy Abyss! Find out the how and why here!
26/06/22 It's kind of crazy how many incredible games I just had no idea existed on the Game Boy Advance, and I feel Gunstar Super Heroes kind of encapsulates that reality. Check out my full review here!
12/06/22 Licensed games are the bread and butter down here in the Game Boy Abyss... but does Happy Feet rise above the chaff? Find out here!
05/06/22 Kirby is a franchise I've never really had much affinity for... but does Kirby and the Amazing Mirror change that? Find out here!
22/05/22 Dynasty Warriors is pretty my signiture 'gulity pleasure' game, but does me beloved franchise hold up on the GBA? Find out here!
14/05/22 We're back on schedule! This week, we're taking a look at The Sims: Bustin' Out! Does a more structured, quest placed game design fit The Sims? Find out!
02/04/22 Look, I don't need to pitch this to you. I played Crazy Frog like a fool. Go read it. Let me rest.
27/03/22 : There won't be a new review this week. I've been completley floored by work and a variety of other things that have just left me exhausted. I've been playing a bunch of Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak, but I just don't think I'd be doing the game credit if I played it AND tried to write a meaty review in the next three days. I'll just take this Wednesday off and have one ready the week after! Enjoy that when it comes around!
23/03/22 : My review of Play Novel: Silent Hill is now live! Read on as I ponder the mysteries of the universe... like why the hell this game actually exists.
16/03/22 : Check out my review of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! This is a very sentimental pick for me, considering how The Lord of the Rings shaped me as a crazy weirdo who was - and is - mildly attracted to Viggo Mortenson. Uh, read my review, please. Don't think about what I just said.
9/03/22 : My review of Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure is now up! This bite-sized adventure genuinely surprised me by it's similarity to it's console counterparts? But does it stack up to size? Hmm? Hmmm???? Go on, read the review, I'm not telling you here.
2/03/22 : My review of Summon Night: Swordcraft story is now live! It's so nice to play a good game for once. Wonder how long that'll last. I could just play exclusively good games, but where's the fun in that? I'm not looking distressed up there on the banner for no reason, you see!
23/02/22 : The American Idol review is now avaliable. It took me 34 mintues to beat this game, and a week to write a review. I had to fight to get the energy to deal with this piece of dreck. Enjoy my suffering.
- 16/02/22 : The Finding Nemo review is now up! Enjoy seeing how insane I found this game, and let me know what you think (check the about me page!). I'll be quick to work on the next review, which will be... oh, oh it's going to be something.
- 13/02/22 : Well, the basic form of the website is up, with everything seemingly uniform across all webpages. The link to both the Finding Nemo review is up for both above here and on the Master List, but that was more for testing purposes - the review will be up in a little while! I'm sure there are some kinks I'm going to have to work out, so please let me know (check the about page on how to contact me!) if you notice anything out of wack!
19/06/23 Apologies for the sudden hiatus, but we're back once more, and we're taking a look at Need For Speed Underground! I'm notoriously not a fan of racing games, but could be this be the one to break through my preconceptions?
11/05/23 It's game #40 on the Game Boy Abyss, and to celebrate the release of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, we'll be taking a look at one of the best games for the GBA - The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap! Check it out!
20/03/23 Mega Man is just one of those franchises that has such a killer look, but I've barely touched the franchise beyond some of the originals. So the question is, how does Mega Man Zero change things up?
14/11/22 Closing out this weird sorta-trilogy of Ubisoft games, I took a look at Rayman 3, a title I expected to be just a throwaway handheld version of it's parent title game... but instead, I got an actual successor to the original!? Find out now!